Pacemaker Fishing Forum

Borrowed from another fishing forum..................

    Can you really fish too much ? Perhaps.
    If you answer YES to more then 15 of these.

    #1 - You do not go fishing for two weeks and local baitshops start sending " Get well soon " cards.

    #2 - The garbage man leaves you death threats in summer.

    #3- No one in the family blinks at bait stored in the refrigerator.

    #4- When asked the time of day - you respond with " one hour until high tide ".

    #5 - You recognize almost every boat you see while driving over the bay bridge - at night.

    #6 - You can identify the make and model of a reel - just by hearing the drag clicker.

    #7 - When the in laws ask how your baby is doing - you reply - I just waxed her - then realize they did not ask about your boat - but their new grandchild.

    #8 - You can not remember your SS number or truck license tag but can recall from memory over 100 GPS waypoints.

    #9- Your boat mechanic is first on your speed dial of your cell phone.

    #10 - There are at least seven fishing lures in your pick up truck and more then likely one hanging from rear view mirror.

    #11- You can recite every line from the movie " Jaws ".

    #12 - You already have all the winter fishing flea market dates on your 2011 calendar.

    #13 - Your truck's rear license tag has so many dents in it - it appears to be from another state.

    #14 - You have been late to at least three weddings - your own included - due to " one more cast ".

    #15 - You have called in sick to work - while fighting a fish - at least three times.

    #16 - Even though you'll never buy fish from the super market - you still check out the fish for sale.

    #17 - You are banned - for life - from every marine aquarium in the USA and most pet stores that sell live fish.


    #18 - You still feel sad driving by the old " Boater's World " store fronts.

    #19 - You'll miss work due to one inch snowfall but will shovel 6 inches to launch the boat.

    #20 - You are convinced the weatherman is a sick , twisted golfer who screws up the forecast on purpose - just to mess with fishermen.

    #21 - You go on a vacation cruise liner and bring an 80 lb trolling set up - just in case.